Electric Six

Electric Six returns to the UK in November and December for the 23rd straight year…. and you are just as excited as you were the first time they arrived off the airplane from America. America is a truly bizarre place these days…but Electric Six is not borne of the same disease.

Electric Six truly only wants everyone to have a great time, as you will see when you come to the show. We never asked for any of the guns, chaos, authoritarianism and weirdness. Electric Six begs for political asylum in the UK. Please. Willing to marry you if we have to. Please. Help us.

We have fifteen studio albums, two major worldwide hits. We are excellent listeners and always do the dishes and laundry, keep the place tidy. Seeking English or Scottish brides so we can gain political asylum. Willing to play Gay Bar and High Voltage as much as you need us to.

This November and December, come for the dance hits and the fun…. leave with a new husband who will do anything not to return to America. God save the King.

I make that Pimms O’Clock. I’d like a side of mushy peas with that. Save us. Save Electric Six. You can depend on us for the greatest show you’ve ever seen…. but can we depend on you, girl?